There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Randomize
