i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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