She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
He shit in the fireplace
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