I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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