All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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