Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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