He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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