She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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