I puked a lego.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
And then he peed in my hair
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