i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
ugly people sure do ruin things
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
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