my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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