Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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