But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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