problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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