This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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