just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
should my penis look like a turkey
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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