He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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