Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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