We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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