I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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