2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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