im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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