Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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