I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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I need you to use more vowels.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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