Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
She needs sedatives and a leash
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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