Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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