After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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