K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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