nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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