Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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