No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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