I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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