I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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