i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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