also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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