He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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