Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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