U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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