is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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