Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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