windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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