Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Randomize
