Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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