planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
In America we eat man semen.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
It's rum buckets o'clock
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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