perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm too high and old for this...
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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