I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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