NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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