i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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