Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
