I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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