so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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