Three words: puerto rican gang bang
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Randomize
