Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
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