i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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